IT'S ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE!

Well finally, I seem to have everything back in good working order. Too bad our government can't be fixed so easily.

Friday Funny

Couldn't pass up posting this before I went offline.

Computer woes

Sorry I have been away for a while. I seem to be having some problems with my PC. I'm going to be repairing and reformatting this weekend, and I expect to be back up and running by Monday. Please stop back and visit me then.

The stranger

Wow what a bummer. My modem died sunday night, and I just got back online. On a good note though, I Have a new favorite song. Check it out

Nancy and the Astroturfers

I thought this was pretty interesting.

Friday Funny

ICE made deputies release 3 illegals

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said Friday the federal government refused to take three illegal immigrants arrested in a crime sweep Thursday because their arrests didn’t fit new Department of Homeland Security policies.

What policies? These people are criminals. If they had pulled over someone with a dismembered corpse in their trunk would we be discussing policy?

Homeland Security is requiring all local police agencies with existing 287(g) agreements to sign new ones within the next three months that are in accordance with new policies and department objectives or else lose their authority.
In issuing the new 287(g) policies July 10, Homeland Security said it was concerned that local police were using minor infractions to get illegal immigrants deported.

Okay let me get this straight DHS is worried that law enforcement will use the minor crimes these people are committing to catch them for their major crime "illegal immigration", so what's the problem. Currently if you are driving in traffic the police can scan or run your liscence plate, and if a warrant shows up say for overdue traffic fines they can stop the vehicle and investigate. If you are found to be in commission of a crime (whether or not you are the registered owner for whom the warrant was issued) you will be ticketed or arrested. If these are the rules for American citizens why should it be any different for illegal aliens.

I think it's pretty obvious the immigration issue has become another political game, and we are the pawns. The American people have made their opinion clear, the majority of us don't want the illegal immigrants here, but the politicians (both parties) are too afraid of losing 10% of the vote to take direct action. Maybe it's time we showed them it's the other 90% that gets them into office.

The Stranger

This is the newest message out of D.C.

Well here is the newest tactic in the fight to socialize America. This is from the official whitehouse.gov site.

"There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov."

Aaaahhh there you go, and if you feel one of your neighbors is a right wing extremist feel free to call the FBI. Remember also, if you happen to overhear one of your comrades bad-mouthing our Dear Leader while you are in the bread line, please report the incident to the nearest brown shirt. Thank you and remember to always be "socially" responsible.

The Stranger

And on that funny note...........

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo she took the seat right beside him.Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that french men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos. But my friends call me Paddy."

2 Obama officials: No guarantee taxes won't go up

By PHILIP ELLIOTT, Associated Press Writer Philip Elliott, Associated Press Writer – Mon Aug 3, 1:27 am ET
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama's treasury secretary said Sunday he cannot rule out higher taxes to help tame an exploding budget deficit, and his chief economic adviser would not dismiss raising them on middle-class Americans as part of a health care overhaul.

We just need to "redistribute" a little more "wealth". Relax the states got everything you need, baby. Maybe we'll just subsidize all the housing. We could get rid of all those pesky stand alone houses, with more high rises we could really pack the folks in.

You will still be able to buy a house in the country side, much like you can in France. The only problem is you will have to pay $250,000 USD for a "house" that looks like my first vacation cabin.

This is what happens when your Presidents policies are based on his beer, and pot fueled, late night bash America sessions, with all of his radical college buddies. How does it feel to know that Bill Ayers has more influence in the White Houese than you do?

The Stranger